This is... strangely interesting.

cyberlizard
Magic Number 18
Job Celebrity Nobody
Personality Unfulfilled Dreamer
Temperament As High As A Very High Kite
Sexual If I Have To
Likely To Win Some Lubricant
Me - In A Word Dull
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Temperament: As High As A Very High Kite WTF???? What's this, a sign of caffeine addiction?
Sexual: If I Have To Right... Uhuh. Yeah. Whatever. Me - In A Word: Dull #(*!$!)#!! I am not dull. </lj-cut>

Previously: For Java heads out there...