- JM Ibanez is Sanjaya Malakar in disguise.
- JM Ibanez does not sleep. He just goes into suspend mode.
- JM is a programming god.
- JM doesn't troubleshoot computer problems or software bugs; computers are just scared of him.
- JM Ibanez is actually a bunch of Linux daemons that have become sentient, written and maintained at a secret laboratory somewhere in southern Metro Manila.
Previously: You know you've had too much caffeine...