• JM Ibanez is Sanjaya Malakar in disguise.
  • JM Ibanez does not sleep. He just goes into suspend mode.
  • JM is a programming god.
  • JM doesn't troubleshoot computer problems or software bugs; computers are just scared of him.
  • JM Ibanez is actually a bunch of Linux daemons that have become sentient, written and maintained at a secret laboratory somewhere in southern Metro Manila.

Previously: You know you've had too much caffeine...